DIY bed head Archives - Nikita Sheth

Night rage is like no other. It is a unique fury that is specifically experienced in the midnight hours.

It occurs when you are jolted from your deep slumber. Crusty drool marks your chin. Bits of bed hair sticks to your lips – there is nothing sexy about night rage. You stagger around in the darkness, vision impaired by a light red ‘angry’ mist.

Dogs barking, partners snoring, neighbours partying…these are just some of the triggers of night rage.

When hit by ‘the rage’ you only have one mission – to destroy the trigger. You are on a war path.

A couple of nights ago ‘night rage’ crept into my bedroom and smacked me in the face. I was abruptly awoken by an intense pain in my neck. As I slowly regained consciousness… I realised what had happened….my pillow had slid between the wall and the bed. This has been a recurring problem…as we are currently do not have a bed head.

I aggressively grabbed my pillow and put it back in position. And then….30mins later….it happened AGAIN.

I was furious. I used all my strength to jam the bed against the wall… but then I could not get back to sleep. The night rage was at its peak. I tried to count sheep. I went and got a warm glass of milk (and a crumpet). Nothing worked. I started stressing about not sleeping. Counting the hours until I had to wake. I felt hot. I felt cold. I felt….the rage.

Bed heads – are like eyebrows. You question whether you actually need them. You don’t think you actually need them….but aesthetically & functionally you DO.

So…I am now on a mission to find a bedhead. This is what I have stumbled upon…